Category Archives: Humor

The State of the District: NY-23

Tom Reed won’t give a State of the District message. Here is what he might say if he did: We recently hosted a town hall in Chemung with Nucor employees on the positive impact of tax reform. Already we are … Continue reading

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What might have been

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: ‘It might have been!’”–Whittier It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.–Reported from Bến Tre in Viet Nam by Peter Arnett in 1968. From thousands … Continue reading

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Draft Resignation Letter

We assembled here today are issuing a new decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power. From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land. From this day forward, … Continue reading

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Tom Reed pleasantly surprised

The story, Reed added, “is really not newsworthy. I have nothing to do with that business enterprise.” That business enterprise is RR Resource Recovery, Tom’s family business. Tom Reed was pleasantly surprised recently when he learned from news reports that … Continue reading

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Who is Donald, what is he?

Who is Silvia? what is she, That all our swains commend her? Holy, fair, and wise is she; The heaven such grace did lend her, That she might admirèd be.    — William Shakespeare     Reportedly, responsible Republicans, even Tom … Continue reading

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Political one liners…

  I usually don’t send around email jokes, but I needed this after listening to cable news today. For your enjoyment, If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. ~Jay Leno~ The problem with political jokes … Continue reading

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Whoa, this ‘progressive liberal Democrat’ likes guns, owned them.

The following letter was published in the Finger Lakes Times on December 16. It is a response to an earlier letter (follow the link) that paints liberals as those who “hate the police and embrace criminals. They, in general, hate … Continue reading

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