Mr. Trump is flexible; he isn’t wedded to certain policy positions. Talk is just talk, but a deal is a deal. Make us an offer; let’s deal.
Trump isn’t interested in donations; he isn’t a puppet. He is a businessman willing to deal.
Perhaps you are interested in naming rights: a government building, a warship, a law, a State? Make us an offer. Or perhaps you would like to purchase a State. Texas, Ohio, and Florida are available. Rhode Island is affordable.
Environmental policy, trade policy are negotiable. Make us an offer.
Buying vague access rights is old hat. We can offer a cabinet position, State, Treasury, Defense. If Hillary can be Secretary of State why not you or your representative. VP is available if you are interested.
How I wish this were satire. William has summed up Donald Trump better than Trump has all along.
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